🎆 “Freedom, Fireworks… and F*cked Up Custody Exchanges” 🇺🇸
The only thing more explosive than a Fourth of July fireworks show? A custody exchange gone sideways. This Family Law Friday, we’re breaking down why your parenting plan doesn’t magically disappear just because it’s a holiday—and how “just trying to have a good time” can land you back in court by Monday. Spoiler: freedom doesn't mean free-for-all.
How Much Do I Owe? Michigan’s Child Support Math (a.k.a. Why You’re Broke Now)
Think Michigan child support is just a random number the court pulls out of thin air? Think again. It’s a legally mandated formula that looks at your income, parenting time, healthcare costs, and more. If you’ve ever said, “But I bought him a PS5!”—this one’s for you. Spoiler: that’s not how math—or the law—works.
Family Law Friday: “We Swing Together… Until the Divorce Attorney Shows Up”
You opened your marriage to “keep things exciting”—but now you’re sharing Google calendars with strangers and courtroom exhibits with your ex. In Michigan, swinging isn’t illegal—but it can torch your custody case, tank your asset division, and turn your group chat into Exhibit A. Consent doesn’t erase chaos. And the judge? They’re not impressed with your lifestyle brand if your kids are caught in the crossfire.
🧃 Weaponized Juice Boxes & Custody Chaos: Welcome to Vibes-Based Parenting Plans
“Technically violating the order” is still violating the order.
It doesn’t matter if your co-parent should’ve known, if the weekend switch was “vibes-based,” or if you booked concert tickets before asking permission. That’s not co-parenting—it’s contempt bait.
And yes, the judge does care.
Think you’re just being flexible? The court might call it interference.
Spoiler: Screenshots and “per the decree” texts won’t save you from a contempt hearing.
Why Having an Estate Plan in Michigan Matters More Than You Think
When most people hear "estate plan," they think of millionaires, trust funds, or retirement. But the truth is, estate planning is for everyone—no matter your age, income, or family situation. And if you're a Michigan resident, there are some unique laws and considerations that make having a plan even more important.