🎆 “Freedom, Fireworks… and F*cked Up Custody Exchanges” 🇺🇸
The only thing more explosive than a Fourth of July fireworks show? A custody exchange gone sideways. This Family Law Friday, we’re breaking down why your parenting plan doesn’t magically disappear just because it’s a holiday—and how “just trying to have a good time” can land you back in court by Monday. Spoiler: freedom doesn't mean free-for-all.
How Much Do I Owe? Michigan’s Child Support Math (a.k.a. Why You’re Broke Now)
Think Michigan child support is just a random number the court pulls out of thin air? Think again. It’s a legally mandated formula that looks at your income, parenting time, healthcare costs, and more. If you’ve ever said, “But I bought him a PS5!”—this one’s for you. Spoiler: that’s not how math—or the law—works.
Family Law Friday: “We Swing Together… Until the Divorce Attorney Shows Up”
You opened your marriage to “keep things exciting”—but now you’re sharing Google calendars with strangers and courtroom exhibits with your ex. In Michigan, swinging isn’t illegal—but it can torch your custody case, tank your asset division, and turn your group chat into Exhibit A. Consent doesn’t erase chaos. And the judge? They’re not impressed with your lifestyle brand if your kids are caught in the crossfire.
🧨 Family Law Friday: “Best Interest of the Child” — Not Code for ‘Who Buys the Fancier iPad’
When the court says “best interest of the child,” they don’t mean who throws the best birthday parties or supplies the latest tech. They’re looking for stability, safety, and parenting that puts the kid first—not your ego. If your custody strategy involves bribery, drama, or a TikTok campaign, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s break down what actually matters in court.