Don’t Leave a Mess: Why Estate Planning Isn’t Just for Rich Old People
Estate planning isn’t just for the wealthy or the elderly—it’s for anyone who doesn’t want to leave their family or business in chaos. Whether you’re a parent naming a guardian for your kids or a business owner protecting your company’s future, a clear plan keeps things out of court, avoids family fights, and ensures you stay in control. Don’t wait for “someday.” Start planning now to protect what matters most.
🕵️♂️ “That’s Not Mine” — And Other Lies That Don’t Work in Court
“That’s not mine.”
Classic line. Terrible legal defense.
If you’re sitting next to a bag of drugs, there’s a gun in it, and your mail is tucked neatly inside—you’re not walking away just because you said “not mine” with confidence.
This week on Miranda Monday, we’re breaking down constructive possession—how being near illegal stuff is enough to get charged, and why denial without a strategy is just self-incrimination in slow motion.
How Much Do I Owe? Michigan’s Child Support Math (a.k.a. Why You’re Broke Now)
Think Michigan child support is just a random number the court pulls out of thin air? Think again. It’s a legally mandated formula that looks at your income, parenting time, healthcare costs, and more. If you’ve ever said, “But I bought him a PS5!”—this one’s for you. Spoiler: that’s not how math—or the law—works.
The Diddy Trial Isn’t a Smear Campaign—It’s a Federal Problem
When federal agents are kicking in your door and your ex is testifying for four days straight, it’s no longer a PR issue—it’s a criminal case. The Diddy trial isn’t about fame, it’s about federal charges, video evidence, and a justice system that doesn’t care how many platinum albums you’ve sold.
🤔 WTF is NIL: The Coach Isn’t Your Agent
Your coach might know the playbook—but when it comes to NIL, they’re not your agent, lawyer, or financial advisor. If you’re letting them “review” contracts or suggest which deals to sign, you’re asking for trouble. In this week’s WTF is NIL, we’re breaking down why your coach can’t (and shouldn’t) handle your NIL deals—and what to do instead if you actually want to protect your name, image, and bank account.
Trust Talk Tuesday: “I Don’t Have an Estate, So I Don’t Need a Plan… Right?”
Think estate planning is just for rich people with beach houses and offshore accounts? Think again. If you have a bank account, a kid, a car, or just don’t want your family in a courtroom cage match after you’re gone—you need a plan. Because without one, the State decides who gets what… and spoiler: it won’t be who you think.
🧪 “It Was Just Weed” — Until You Failed the Drug Test on Probation
You beat jail. Congrats. But probation isn’t a vacation—it’s court with a leash.
Fail one drug test, miss one check-in, or hang out with the wrong person, and suddenly you're back in cuffs explaining your "one little mistake" to a judge with zero patience.
This week on Miranda Monday, we’re breaking down how “just a little weed” can land you back behind bars—and why following your probation terms is cheaper, easier, and way less humiliating than violating them and begging for mercy.
🎶 “My Neighbor’s DJ Set is Ruining My Sanity” – Your Legal Options When the Party Won’t Stop
Your neighbor's weekend rave doesn’t belong in a subdivision—but here we are, three Pitbull tracks deep and your walls are shaking like it's Coachella. If you’re wondering whether you can legally tell them to shut it down without becoming that neighbor, the answer is: absolutely. From noise ordinances to nuisance lawsuits, the law’s got a volume knob—and you might be holding it.
How to Screw Over Your Kids with a Free Will Template.
You downloaded a will, filled in the blanks, and high-fived yourself for being responsible and frugal. Fast-forward to your funeral, and your family’s not reading your wishes—they’re reading each other for filth in probate court. That “simple” DIY will? It’s missing witnesses, clarity, and literally everything that makes it legally enforceable. Congrats—you didn’t save money. You just bought a front-row seat to a courtroom cage match.
📱 Miranda Monday: Text, Snap, Post, Arrest
Your phone is a snitch with Wi-Fi. And it’s building a case faster than your lawyer can return your call.
From Snapchat confessions to TikTok crimes in real time, we’re diving into the dumbest digital breadcrumbs people leave behind—and how they turn into Exhibit A.
Because once you post it, it’s not just content. It’s evidence.
Welcome to Miranda Monday: Text, Snap, Post, Arrest — where we remind you that your best defense might be deleting the app and getting a lawyer.
🧃 Weaponized Juice Boxes & Custody Chaos: Welcome to Vibes-Based Parenting Plans
“Technically violating the order” is still violating the order.
It doesn’t matter if your co-parent should’ve known, if the weekend switch was “vibes-based,” or if you booked concert tickets before asking permission. That’s not co-parenting—it’s contempt bait.
And yes, the judge does care.
Think you’re just being flexible? The court might call it interference.
Spoiler: Screenshots and “per the decree” texts won’t save you from a contempt hearing.
💬 Thoughtful Thursday: Screenshots, Subpoenas & Sh*t You Shouldn’t Have Sent
Think your texts are just petty drama? Think again. Threats, leaks, and reckless voice notes can land you in court—literally. From misdemeanors to felonies like defamation or revenge porn, your digital receipts are fair game. If you typed it, sent it, or said it, it can—and will—be subpoenaed. The sarcasm won’t save you, but a good lawyer might.
Lesson:
Don’t text anything you wouldn’t want read out loud in court.
Because someday, it just might be.
🚨 Trust Talk Tuesday: Why Adding Your Kid to Your Bank Account Is a Hot Mess in the Making
Think adding your kid to your bank account is a smart estate plan? Think again. That “simple solution” could cost you your money, your Medicaid eligibility, and your family peace. Before you create a legal mess with good intentions, read this. Then call a lawyer—not your child.
🥊 Assault in Michigan: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Presses Charges
You thought it was “just a shove” or a harmless threat. Michigan law disagrees. In a state where assault doesn't even require physical contact, your heated moment can quickly turn into handcuffs and a court date. From simple misunderstandings to full-blown bar fights, we’re breaking down what actually counts as assault—and why “but he started it” won’t save you.
🧨 Family Law Friday: “Best Interest of the Child” — Not Code for ‘Who Buys the Fancier iPad’
When the court says “best interest of the child,” they don’t mean who throws the best birthday parties or supplies the latest tech. They’re looking for stability, safety, and parenting that puts the kid first—not your ego. If your custody strategy involves bribery, drama, or a TikTok campaign, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s break down what actually matters in court.
🚘 Thoughtful Thursday: You Got a license..Not a get out of jail free card!
So you passed your driving test and got the license — congrats! You’re now legally allowed to operate a vehicle... and legally responsible when things go sideways. One wrong move behind the wheel can earn you more than just a ticket — think court dates, license suspensions, and yes, actual criminal charges. Whether it’s street racing, driving with your friends on a permit, or thinking one drink won’t hurt, the legal system disagrees. Harshly.
Welcome to adulthood. Buckle up — it's a legal minefield.
Why You Should Remain Silent When Talking to Police in Michigan
We’ve all heard the phrase: “You have the right to remain silent.” But many people don’t fully understand what that means—or how important it is to use that right, especially in Michigan.
If you find yourself being questioned by law enforcement, whether you're under arrest or not, knowing when to speak—and when not to—can make all the difference.