🧃 Weaponized Juice Boxes & Custody Chaos: Welcome to Vibes-Based Parenting Plans
“Technically violating the order” is still violating the order.
It doesn’t matter if your co-parent should’ve known, if the weekend switch was “vibes-based,” or if you booked concert tickets before asking permission. That’s not co-parenting—it’s contempt bait.
And yes, the judge does care.
Think you’re just being flexible? The court might call it interference.
Spoiler: Screenshots and “per the decree” texts won’t save you from a contempt hearing.
💬 Thoughtful Thursday: Screenshots, Subpoenas & Sh*t You Shouldn’t Have Sent
Think your texts are just petty drama? Think again. Threats, leaks, and reckless voice notes can land you in court—literally. From misdemeanors to felonies like defamation or revenge porn, your digital receipts are fair game. If you typed it, sent it, or said it, it can—and will—be subpoenaed. The sarcasm won’t save you, but a good lawyer might.
Lesson:
Don’t text anything you wouldn’t want read out loud in court.
Because someday, it just might be.
🤡 WTF is NIL: The “Deal” That Isn’t
Think you landed a brand deal because someone gave you a 10% discount code and called you an “ambassador”? Think again. If you’re posting content, tagging companies, and hyping products—for free—you’re not an influencer. You’re unpaid labor. In this week’s WTF is NIL, we break down how fake deals disguise themselves as opportunities, why “exposure” won’t pay your tuition, and what a real NIL agreement should actually include.
🚨 Trust Talk Tuesday: Why Adding Your Kid to Your Bank Account Is a Hot Mess in the Making
Think adding your kid to your bank account is a smart estate plan? Think again. That “simple solution” could cost you your money, your Medicaid eligibility, and your family peace. Before you create a legal mess with good intentions, read this. Then call a lawyer—not your child.
🥊 Assault in Michigan: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Presses Charges
You thought it was “just a shove” or a harmless threat. Michigan law disagrees. In a state where assault doesn't even require physical contact, your heated moment can quickly turn into handcuffs and a court date. From simple misunderstandings to full-blown bar fights, we’re breaking down what actually counts as assault—and why “but he started it” won’t save you.
💥 College Sports Just Got Real: The House v. NCAA Settlement Shakes the Game
College athletics just stepped into a new era — and there’s no going back.
The House v. NCAA settlement isn’t just a payout — it’s a full-blown restructuring of how college sports work. Athletes from 2016 to 2024 are finally getting compensated for their NIL rights, and starting July 1, schools can legally cut paychecks to players.
This is no longer about free gear and influencer deals. We’re talking revenue-sharing contracts, NIL clearinghouses, and a brand-new enforcement agency built to police the chaos.
Parents, athletes, coaches — pay attention. The amateur model is dead, and if you’re not reading every word of these deals, someone else is profiting off your kid's future.
🧨 Family Law Friday: “Best Interest of the Child” — Not Code for ‘Who Buys the Fancier iPad’
When the court says “best interest of the child,” they don’t mean who throws the best birthday parties or supplies the latest tech. They’re looking for stability, safety, and parenting that puts the kid first—not your ego. If your custody strategy involves bribery, drama, or a TikTok campaign, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s break down what actually matters in court.
🚘 Thoughtful Thursday: You Got a license..Not a get out of jail free card!
So you passed your driving test and got the license — congrats! You’re now legally allowed to operate a vehicle... and legally responsible when things go sideways. One wrong move behind the wheel can earn you more than just a ticket — think court dates, license suspensions, and yes, actual criminal charges. Whether it’s street racing, driving with your friends on a permit, or thinking one drink won’t hurt, the legal system disagrees. Harshly.
Welcome to adulthood. Buckle up — it's a legal minefield.
💰 Weekly Truths and Facts (WTF) Is NIL? (And Why You Should Actually Care)
NIL = Name. Image. Likeness. Translation? Your face, your name, your vibe… can now pay your bills.
But before you sign a “free hoodie” deal that secretly gives away your image rights until the end of time, maybe ask:
WTF am I actually signing?
This isn’t just for D1 quarterbacks and sneaker deals — it’s for you. The high school athlete with a local sponsor. The college player with a TikTok following. The parent trying to figure out what the heck “group licensing” even means.
This is money, fame, and fine print.
And yes, it’s legally messy if you don’t read the contract.
Top 5 Myths About Estate Planning – Busted
Think estate planning is just for the wealthy or elderly? Think again.
In this week’s Trust Talk Tuesday, we’re busting the 5 biggest myths about estate planning—including why a will isn’t enough, why you’re not too young to need one, and how waiting could cost your family big.
What to Say—and NOT Say—to Police During a Traffic Stop
You have the right to remain silent—but do you know when to actually use it?
During a traffic stop, your words matter. A lot.
Say too much, and you might talk yourself into trouble. Say too little, and you might escalate the situation.
This week on Miranda Monday, we’re breaking down:
What to say to protect yourself
hat not to say unless you want legal problems
And the one question every driver should know by heart:
“Am I being detained, or am I free to go?”
Why You Should Remain Silent When Talking to Police in Michigan
We’ve all heard the phrase: “You have the right to remain silent.” But many people don’t fully understand what that means—or how important it is to use that right, especially in Michigan.
If you find yourself being questioned by law enforcement, whether you're under arrest or not, knowing when to speak—and when not to—can make all the difference.
What Should Be in an NIL Contract? Key Clauses Every Athlete Needs to Understand
Before you sign an NIL deal, remember: you're not just an athlete—you're a brand.
And that contract? It’s not just about the money. It’s about what rights you’re giving away, who controls your image, and whether you’ll still like this agreement in six months (or six years).
✅ Know what’s in your contract.
🚫 Watch out for words like “perpetual.”
💡 Talk to someone who reads fine print for a living—preferably not your roommate.
Who Gets What? Understanding Property Division in Michigan After a Divorce.
Dividing up assets during a divorce isn’t just emotional—it’s legal.
And in Michigan, the law has a few things to say about who gets what.
Whether you’re worried about the house, the retirement accounts, or your dog (yes, really), here’s what you need to know about property division in a Michigan divorce.
Michigan Is an “Equitable Distribution” State
Let’s get one thing straight:
Equitable does not mean equal.
Michigan follows equitable distribution, which means the court aims for a fair division of property—but not necessarily a 50/50 split. The court looks at multiple factors to decide what’s fair based on your situation.
How to Avoid Probate in Michigan: A Practical Guide.
Avoiding probate in Michigan can save your family time, money, and stress. Learn how to use trusts, deeds, and beneficiary designations to skip the courtroom.
Will vs. Trust: What’s the Difference in Michigan?
When planning for the future, many people ask: “Do I need a will, a trust, or both?” The answer depends on your goals, your assets, and how you want things handled after you're gone.
In Michigan, both wills and trusts are legal tools used in estate planning—but they serve different purposes. Understanding the difference can help you make smarter decisions for yourself and your family.
Why Having an Estate Plan in Michigan Matters More Than You Think
When most people hear "estate plan," they think of millionaires, trust funds, or retirement. But the truth is, estate planning is for everyone—no matter your age, income, or family situation. And if you're a Michigan resident, there are some unique laws and considerations that make having a plan even more important.
Navigating Divorce and Custody in Michigan: Key Considerations for 2025
Divorce and child custody are among the most emotionally charged legal processes individuals may face. In Michigan, understanding the legal framework can help parents make informed decisions during these challenging times.